He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot…
I followed the instructions! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *Sobs* I’ll never work at Pixar now!
Jake Bass is only incredible in the sense that I’ve never seen a more boring, bland, or overrated porn star enjoy such an unwarranted degree of overexposure as he does, and if you openly thirst for him, I’m going to have to request that you reevaluate and commit to loving yourself more.
*Purposely drop something in front of my crush*